After the quiet of Nusa Lembongan I really wanted some action so I went to the ultimate beach, Australia’s unofficial colony, Kuta.
This is first, and sometimes the only place, that people go to when they get off the plane, there’s a long sandy beach, plenty of facilities and big waves for surfing. It’s funny, you read the Lonely Planet and it seems that all the coastal sections were written with surfers in mind, everything else is secondary…..
The whole town seems to be geared towards making money off the tourists and everything is available, I would be regularly offered hash, marijuana, “massages” and young girls as well as the usual options of sunglasses, t-shirts and transport.
Another thing that was big business was time-share holidays and the ruse was that you get given a scratch-card and in order to claim your prize,all you have to do is sit through a 1 hour presentation on the resort. It was a hot day and 1 hour in an air-conditioned room sounded good so I gave it a try. I listened, I asked stupid questions, I said I wasn’t interested in their timeshares and I came out of it with a week’s free holiday in their resort….
At the same time I had the chance to see the friendliness of the locals. I was only just off the bus and wandering the side-streets in search of accomodation when I got adopted by Wayan who spent the next hour taking me on a tour of the lanes and alleyways until I found a hotel with what I wanted, he never tried to sell me anything and was always ready for a chat when I bumped into him of the streets over the next couple of days. With it being a quiet season a lot of the retailers were bored and had little to do I could sit down and chat with them for a while, it really added a bit more depth to the beach town.
I got to the beach on the first day and had a look around, walking along the strand, watching the surfers tumble into the waves (these were obviously learners). The holiday gods obvisouly weren’t happy with my desire for action and decided to take action themselves as after a seemingly innocuous chicken sandwich later that day, I was knocked out with food poisoning and took it a lot easier than planned for the rest of my time there! And didn’t quite get back to the beach…
Kuta is known not only for the beach but also for being the site of the 2002 bombings and in the heart of the town, right where one of the nightclubs was is a large memorial dedicated to the victims and there’s a long list of names, it’s very sobering to just stand there and read the names….